He’s not saying it isn’t so, he’s just not saying.

Hey, is this the same Courtney Howard from Wilton New Hampshire?

Not only this, but at the supermarket the cover to Us magazine said John Travolta is having to start over at age 70!

I was only five but the episode where Dyna-Girl turns evil really gave me a life long fetish. 

GIANT SIZED MAN-THING!

THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!

“I SHIT BIGGER PIECES OF OATES THAN THAT!!!!”

THIS IS OLD AGE BAAAAAAAAAAYBEEEEEEE!

Does the world really need yet another fucking Scream movie?

Look, I can’t swear that NONE of the Nostradamus prophecies are about the Hall/Oates breakup.  

The Rolling Stones are notoriously territorial over their “clouds”. 

Dude, leave him alone.

FOUR BITCH, ONE CUP

He’s separating the wheat from the chaff now? After almost 60 years?

THEY’VE LOST THAT LOVING FEELING!!!!

A show that has been on for nearly 40 years is bound to reboot itself, consciously or not.

See, staying loyal to The Simpsons, when everyone else has abandoned them, has payed off.

COVER YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU SNEEZE, GODDAMIT

Rumor has it he will next play George Washington with wooden teeth made from that infamous Titanic door.

I’d like to, unfortunately he’s been in charge of an important entertainment showcase for a decade now.