“I SHIT BIGGER PIECES OF OATES THAN THAT!!!!”

THIS IS OLD AGE BAAAAAAAAAAYBEEEEEEE!

Look, I can’t swear that NONE of the Nostradamus prophecies are about the Hall/Oates breakup.  

The Rolling Stones are notoriously territorial over their “clouds”. 

Dude, leave him alone.

FOUR BITCH, ONE CUP

He’s separating the wheat from the chaff now? After almost 60 years?

THEY’VE LOST THAT LOVING FEELING!!!!

A show that has been on for nearly 40 years is bound to reboot itself, consciously or not.

See, staying loyal to The Simpsons, when everyone else has abandoned them, has payed off.

COVER YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU SNEEZE, GODDAMIT

Rumor has it he will next play George Washington with wooden teeth made from that infamous Titanic door.

I’d like to, unfortunately he’s been in charge of an important entertainment showcase for a decade now.

It’s hard not to if it’s their job to BE funny.

Fallon?

Norman Reedus’s face looks like it suffers from trench foot.

A lot of them were for sale at Dollar Tree stores.

George Harrison-”Crackerbox Palace” (Most, if not all of Monty Python)

Like a turtle caught in headlights!

Yes, it’s important to be as accurate as possible to the totally true story of Snow White.