By “adventurous” eaters what you really mean “let’s jump on whatever food trend is hot this hour so no one will ever think we’re uncool.”

This or “I did an assholy thing but it’s everyone else that is an asshole, right? I just know all of you in the comments section will back me up!”

Salty Waitress Nights

Wasn’t there some Star Wars creature guide that said they were fungus creatures?

Cool, thank you.

What are those black round things on the seats in the top photo? Are those just for decoration or are they surveillance cameras?  

My personal rule of thumb: if a trip is over 300 miles, ALWAYS take a plane.

Festivals are such fucking hell. I haven’t been to Bumbershoot in five years, even though you can leave and do other things for awhile or in my case, go home and then go back.

“What band is that up on stage?”

They’ve more kidney stones than fans these days, AMIRITE?

Yes, NIN at the ‘94 one was like a religious experience.

He was at ‘94.

Almost got it. Cooper asked what year it was and Starbuck started screaming.

Shouldn’t that be “HUUUNH HUUUUNH HUUUUNNNNH”?

I wuv her

I always thought she’d be perfect as Sue Storm.

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Do Tame Impala have a new album coming out? Hope so!

Oh dear.

Is that nice Greg Biloushe boy still on there?