If only to find his bible.

They also love soap operas which are full of rape and abuse.

Trying to kill Mario.

The third and hopefully much, much better season of The Handmaids Tale is also coming this year.

“Hear that kids? Thanks to Daddy, they have to have a warning now.”

My brother often does the music for a lot of the pumpkin festivals in the state.

Violator? Heh, more like FIRElator, AMIRITE?

The ghost of Robert Culp?

I’m not a country fan but one song from the 80's I do love is “Stranger In My House” by Ronnie Milsap.

Sassy Banana sounds like the greatest gay bar possible.

Damn, I laughed at this.

The shit emoji?!?!?

It hasn’t meant anything as far back as Voyager.

“Likely” is the key word...but probably he saved some ambassador’s life and Starfleet was all like “Aw shucks, I can’t stay mad at you! Here, have a ship!”

They haven’t said yet that none of the other TNG cast won’t be a part of this. I would be shocked if at least one other cast member doesn’t show up for at least one episode.

A hairy, half goat man? I don’t think it is.

Fuckers were determined to get my money!

At the one within walking distance of my apartment (I live in the Seattle area), the nice kids who work there are all super gothy and look like they would be part of the LGBT crowd in the local high school. I can just imagine someone from corporate paying a visit to the store and being horrified. 

Ayyyy! Why you so a prejudiced against Italians, huh? 

ROBIN HOOD MISSES TARGET AT BOX OFFICE, MEN IN TIGHTS NO MATCH FOR MEN WHO ARE TIGHTWADS