I’ve heard conflicting stories...some have said he said that, I’ve read interviews where he says other people called her that but not him, he didn’t think it was cool. So I don’t know. He does seem the type who would say something and then blame it on other people once it got out.

I think my two are:

You’re right, look how comfortable we’re getting with Nazism. 

WE won’t be, however.

There’s only one way to tell if a woman loves you...

There was also a Faulty Towers remake in the early 80's starring Bea Arthur, I can’t remember what it was called. I think I read somewhere that Newhart was originally going to be much more “Towers” like too.

If Lincoln saw what has become of the Republican Party he'd shoot HIMSELF in the head.

She was paid to let him take the mic!

No, in the one I saw there was this group of women in this house, A man, not sure if he was crazy or supposed to be a supernatural creature, came down the stairs and killed one of the women while the others tried in vain to stop him.

A giant stack of Motown 45's?

I saw an episode of Fantasy Island that scared the shit out of me when I was a little kid. Would love to track it down someday and see if it still freaks me out.

“Perhaps Philadelphia is zee greatest example of man’s utter failure, a hell to be sentenced to by a God that does not exist, ruled by a devil that lives only in zee mirror...” 

HEY-OOOO!

The world has always been shitty but recently the means to make things better or at least LESS shitty have come within the grasp of most of humanity. But unfortunately there's still too many people who want to keep things shitty for most because it benefits them.

“I Also Love Van Gogh”

da fuq?

(group of Irish people stop what they are doing, gaze at Canmon with wide, hopeful eyes)

“What do you mean Tupac is alive?!?! OPEN FIRE!”

“Rappers are a cowardly, superstitious lot...I will dress as Tupac!”