“Perhaps Philadelphia is zee greatest example of man’s utter failure, a hell to be sentenced to by a God that does not exist, ruled by a devil that lives only in zee mirror...” 

HEY-OOOO!

The world has always been shitty but recently the means to make things better or at least LESS shitty have come within the grasp of most of humanity. But unfortunately there's still too many people who want to keep things shitty for most because it benefits them.

“I Also Love Van Gogh”

da fuq?

(group of Irish people stop what they are doing, gaze at Canmon with wide, hopeful eyes)

“What do you mean Tupac is alive?!?! OPEN FIRE!”

“Rappers are a cowardly, superstitious lot...I will dress as Tupac!” 

I’m serious, I love Elisabeth Moss and I really want to see this.

Puns are a crashing bore!

When is Her Smell getting released? 

I wondering if maybe Kubrick’s film exists in Doctor Sleep as a “based on a horrifying true story” type thing, based on what Danny and Wendy went through. That wouldn’t explain all the ghost stuff...unless Danny gave interviews saying he saw ghosts and was psychic...nah, I guess this wouldn’t work. 

“Republicans are a cowardly, superstitious lot! I will dress as a bat!”

I just finished watching the original Suspiria for the first time. It’s terrible and so is the music. 

Robert Holmes is arguably the greatest writer of classic Who.

Channel 11 out of Durham New Hampshire?

We kind of have to pay attention to the POTUS...

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?

GIANT SIZED BURGER THING!