You think four or five minutes is “quick”? I admire your patience, Gandhi...

No, what happened is Josh Brolin’s character beat Sloth to death after he grabbed Andy’s breasts. Any sequel will have to start with Brolin still in an Oregon state penitentiary.

Grant Morrison version or GTFO

“Smithers...have the guy who drives the truck full of money killed.”

Wait, wasn’t “Willow” released in ‘87, not ‘89? 

Damn right muthafucka

What the fuck are you talking about that is SO important that you can’t be interrupted for 3 fucking seconds? 

Have they done an episode where the title is a pun on The Matrix? I.E. “The MatRicks”?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MIMBAN THANK YOU MA’AM!

One of these Lando novels, can’t remember if it’s this one or not, spends a lot of time talking about Mobius strips.

I love Elisabeth Moss! I don’t care if she’s a Scienceaholic!

Senor Spielbergo’s Ci! Gull!

You mean this isn’t footage of Harrison Ford’s plane crashing?

They’ll throw a bunch of feces on the wall and see what sticks!

I was horrified by how miscast he and Brad Renfro were. The way he is described in the novella, I thought the guidance counselor should have been played by someone like the actor who played Roy Biggins on Wings. For the main character you needed someone who is a blond, blue eyed American teen dreamboat that you would…

Very few King adaptations have managed to capture his horror, they become too clean and polite. “Apt Pupil” was such a wonderfully sick and evil story, the movie version had no fucking balls.

One of his special skills is using a blade of grass to eat termites.

I’m not sure if they count as “pop culture” but I used to collect these little Golden Books Guide Books when I was kid in the late 70's. They had them on fossils, sea life, trees, kites...

I think this was her comeback attempt after being out of acting for awhile.

Back in the 80's it was revealed that Grundy was a failed earth elemental.