Yeah, the only time the show comes close to its former glory these days is when they have David Paulides come on and give missing person reports. Some of those accounts are fucking spooky.

But bananas are plentiful! 

Art Bell has passed away too.

“But this was on MY list.”

Thank you

Is this streaming anywhere?

Guy looks the villain from a 90's Stephen King miniseries.

One might say...A Milton Boil!

Odo if he didn’t get to rest in that fucking bucket of his.

But-but-but...your name...

Dafuq is on the Iran/Iraq border, right?

Also, their name sucks. It takes WAY more than thirty seconds to get to Mars, BELIEVE me...

Loved Dark and totally agree on the dubbing, it was amazingly terrible. I switched to German with English subtitles after the first episode.

Love the song, hate the video.

We would have also accepted the following:

I notice that every Easter, Walgreens puts out a display of DVD’s and Beetlejuice is always among them. I guess due to it’s powerful themes of rebirth and redemption?

You don’t understand, I need to get off planet NOW!!!

Uh, the atom had been split for over 20 years when Star Trek came on the air.

Like Bobby McFerrien, she’s scared and needs money?

“The whut?”