He wants to be the first dinosaur...politician.

He’s already half gay!

You Bet Your Jurassic!

There’s also “Have I Told You Lately That I Love You” but I think Rod Stewart’s version has overwhelmed the original.

Waldorf: I’m going to need a doctor after seeing this terrible show!

This wasn’t funny.

“Better Call Tom Bombadil”

To be fair, Wes Anderson was talking.

Yeah, Liv and Major have become the new Starbuck and Apollo.

Separated at birth?

Your friend didn’t get rich by picking up a lot of tabs.

I think so...I legit thought it might be this movie.

I always get confused, this wasn’t the guy with the baseball bat, right?

Also:

“These frakking toasters...”

I could literally eat the Caesar flavored ones until I explode.  

I hear the control room has a screen door.

They have to be made at night, right?

I’ll bet there’s one thing you’re too fast at...

Kinja was his kryptonite!