Bea Arthur predicted we would have intelligent machines...WE’RE BUILDING THEM NOW.

“Better Call Tom Bombadil”

To be fair, Wes Anderson was talking.

Yeah, Liv and Major have become the new Starbuck and Apollo.

Separated at birth?

Your friend didn’t get rich by picking up a lot of tabs.

During that scene, “Can You Read My Mind” from the first Superman movie was going from my head.

Yes. Just because McDonalds doesn’t have it doesn’t mean there’s no place on earth that carries Szechuan sauce.

OR THEY COULD, I DUNNO, GO TO THE FUCKING STORE AND BUY THEIR OWN BOTTLE OF SAUCE!!!!!

Or they could, I dunno, grow up and accept that life isn’t always going to go the way they want it to.

There’s a shithead president, let’s disband America!

I think so...I legit thought it might be this movie.

I always get confused, this wasn’t the guy with the baseball bat, right?

Also:

“These frakking toasters...”

I could literally eat the Caesar flavored ones until I explode.  

Nevertheless, a female hu-mon.

That song always made me horny AF

THE LORD WILL PROVIDE

I hear the control room has a screen door.