Why not Yahoo Serious?

HE’S AHEAD OF THE CURB!!!

PERHAPS!

I would love an autodoc from the Niven “Known Space” stories (not sure if he created the concept or not). Any diseases or health problems located and cured almost instantly! Plus any cosmetic surgery you want!

Man, like, what if the dead are alive...and we’re the ones who are dead!!!!

Never mind Star Trek and The Fly, I need to know transportation is not like Stephen King’s The Jaunt before I would ever use it.

I read the first three and found them really depressing, Planet the most depressing of the bunch. There’s a character who’s described as hating weakness and killed the runt of a litter of puppies by repeatedly throwing it against the wall of a barn. I swear that’s in the book.

I dunno, they gave up on the Narinia books...

Papa John pizza tastes like someone made it using stuff growing under a bath mat.

My favorite Nintendo game!

I thought the Porg, those giant racing rabbit-dogs on Canto Bight and the crystal foxes were hella Pokemonesque.

U2 did USED to be a great band. He’s spot on there.

Brutal...LIKE A WOLF!

Wither Carrot Top?

PYLE!

I thought it was pretty good.

I always thought those were the escape pod launching ports.

THEY WERE ON EARTH THE WHOLE TIME!

“Am I a good Manson, Clara?”

The only thing really that my Mom used to get pissed off about was America’s Funniest Home Videos because they were all (in her mind) fake, plus unfunny and an insult to the intelligence. Also, she used to hate me watching MST3K because she never got any of the jokes and so therefore I shouldn’t be able to get them…