HE’S AHEAD OF THE CURB!!!

I would love an autodoc from the Niven “Known Space” stories (not sure if he created the concept or not). Any diseases or health problems located and cured almost instantly! Plus any cosmetic surgery you want!

Man, like, what if the dead are alive...and we’re the ones who are dead!!!!

Never mind Star Trek and The Fly, I need to know transportation is not like Stephen King’s The Jaunt before I would ever use it.

Papa John pizza tastes like someone made it using stuff growing under a bath mat.

My favorite Nintendo game!

U2 did USED to be a great band. He’s spot on there.

Brutal...LIKE A WOLF!

Wither Carrot Top?

I thought it was pretty good.

THEY WERE ON EARTH THE WHOLE TIME!

“Am I a good Manson, Clara?”

The only thing really that my Mom used to get pissed off about was America’s Funniest Home Videos because they were all (in her mind) fake, plus unfunny and an insult to the intelligence. Also, she used to hate me watching MST3K because she never got any of the jokes and so therefore I shouldn’t be able to get them…

Judging by that top photo, he has acquired the “Innsmouth look.” 

Scoundrel Days is such a fucking great album.

Great White, a seal’s natural enemy.

You picked a fine time to leave me loose Seal!

I always found that series super depressing.

They really like the vest!

I wasn’t suggesting we compare them, I was just saying that is the worst thing anyone can accuse him of, at the moment.