vehicular cancer

No real surprises here. Not even the F150. I have a 2002 150 with around 140k on the clock and have had zero issues with it. Oil changes, new tires yada yada yada, its fine. Father has a 2014 F150 he’s put put 100k miles on and the only issues have been the throttle body, but at $250 installed, not a big deal.

Not enough rick and morty gifs around these parts, i commend you.

Around 10 or so, i keyed my moms car (a 2002 black explorer) because i wanted it to have “racing stripes”. I got about a good two foot line before i realized it was a shit idea.

My issue with Fallon is that everything he says or does has to be so goddamn positive and energetic for the sake of youtube. I get it, its comedy, but not everything is great, Jimmy, calm the fuck down

I’ve been to one NFL game, season opener of the Cowboys 2016, was on 9/11, GWB was in attendence, so there was an air of “oh shit security is high”. But aside from that, giant snooze fest. We had the top tier club whatever (this whole expereince was a gift, mind you), so we had steak, sushi, deserts, etc, all from the…

I’ve been a lifelong Ford F Series fanboy forever, but this is the first Ram that actually is appeasing to me. Mostly, because Ford has turned even the most basic functions and options on their trucks into FUCK YEA DENNIS LEARY NARRATION TOUGH TRUCK BIG MAN HUGE PENIS MAGA, and i just dont feel the need to show off.…

Cars like the Wrangler, Bronco, the old FJ, they’re for folks who understand that life is meant to be a struggle, and the path through, while the hardest, is the most rewarding, and i hope the new Bronco holds true to this. Foot activated lift gate? Hell no. Lane assist? Fuck outta here, commie. Auto Stop Start? Yea,…

This 100%. While results not typical: a good friend bought a supercrew raptor brand new in 2012 (and just last month finished paying it off) and, i shit you not, has never put it in 4wd. He’s amassed a staggering 40k miles on it and will most likely sell it for what he originally paid. The used market is fucking nuts…

Next: the Transit ST

I’ve had my people prepare and expertly crafted, limited run, star for you.

Mustang-y headlights look fine from this teaser. Here’s to the hopes of the masses for a decent off roader available at lower trim prices (25k).

Wish they loaned wrenching skills and spare time, cause I’m running low on both

Wow. An entire article written about two fucking tweets between two fucking great artists who probably get along just fine.

Hootie! Hootie! Hootie!

I’m 5 for 5 in being pulled over for an actual crime (speeding, duh) and have never gotten out of it. Weirdly, every occurrence was in a vehicle you wouldn’t guess would attract cops (02 f150 twice, 12 Focus, 13 f150, 17 fusion) yet for the two mustangs i owned, i never once got caught. I guess cops dont really give a…

I guess i am in the minority who think that BOTW was hot garbage. Did i enjoy it? Sure. Spent about 12 hours to beat/realize that the game is essentially the same set of tasks copied over and over. Climb a tower, beat a shrine, chop some trees. I spent more time dicking around than beating the “dungeon” bosses.

That is not is wife pictured, its all our wives. Because that is what this guy does. And we are ok with that. Because look at him

Damn i loved killing Malcom Latimer (and all those rich motherfuckers in the upper decks) in Fallout 4. Pretty sure i reloaded a save about 4 times just to kill them many many times over.

I’m more into the giggles than the shits, but pickers cant be choosers