Nope, at least not when she’s awake.

dammit here is your star shit

I’m ok with this. It’s weird, but loads better than that vehicular cancer we saw yesterday 

It won’t last long. Says so.

I was teetering on not liking it until i saw those blue wheels. Now i for sure do not like it.

Hello, father.

Looks ok, but personally, i don’t understand the fanfare treatment. Sure, it’s fast, but that body just doesnt get the fizz going for me

A device has yet to be invented to measure how little interest i have in this. However, that Hilux in the background has me quite moist.

Guessing base in the mid to high 40's, and by base, i mean base. You want power drivers seat? That’ll be $3,999 for the technology package that comes with a bunch of shit you didn’t ask for.  

I don’t order a lot of delivery (take and bake mothafucka, SAMS club style) but when i do, Domino’s it is. Mostly because at least here in West Texas, the Domino’s are supremely nicer and well lit compared to the local Pizza Huts and Little Caesar’s. Plus, Domino’s employees seem to feel like they know what they’re…

Safe to say this is the one face it won’t recognize

Can’t find the name of it, but the very short skit where Jordan is at breakfast by a window and he goes to put artificial sweetener in his coffee, and a goddamn nuclear bomb goes off nearby, so he goes for the sugar instead. Short and to the point. So good.

I equate it to a basic fear they have that when a democrat is in office, police/national guard suddenly become Securitrons from Fallout New Vegas, and their faces change to liberals who have LGBQ written on their cheeks with purple crayon and they suddenly hate all things Murica. Then when a republican makes it in…

On the bright side, her tweet has spawned some great parody memes

Yawn. I’m less impressed with the carbon fiber than i am with the flatness of the tailgain. my 2014 f150 fx4 has the “step assist” or whatever and it is about two inches higher than the bottom of the bed, so unloading heavy shit is a bitch and a half.

Steel you say?

Looking head on, this looks like an Audi in the headlights. Not a bad thing, just kinda weird they went with the hard edge style lights on a car with such flowing lines.

Dammit these pics are great. I read the article, sure, but i read the shit out of those pics.

Yea, count calories and just be active in general seems to work for most. From December 2012 to December 2013, i lost right at 70 pounds (250 to 180) through calorie counting, lots of lean protein, and id walk 5+ miles a day on a treadmill. This was during college, too, so avoiding shit foods was difficult, but…

If there was to be a “Newest Testament” this would be part of that gospel: thou shalt yield, muthafucka. So many don’t get that.