I agree that people shouldn’t be allowed to rent out non-compliant units. That makes them slumlords. But, you should be able to live in a tent on your own land if you want.

The state where you can literally have a gun range in your back yard a hundred feet from your neighbor’s house and they won’t let her live in a tree?

I’ve noticed a trend at restaurants (I’m a waiter) of people using SCENTED hand sanitizer before eating and it always makes me want to die.

Some Melanesian people of the Solomon Islands naturally have blonde hair, and they have no genetic link to Europeans.

Nope. I can’t speak for everywhere (regulations vary state-by-state, I believe), but a relative of mine went to a fairly prestigious cosmetology school and this kind of intricate braiding was not part of the curriculum. I am very okay with having regulation in place over establishments that use chemicals (dyes, perms)…

This is kind of how I feel about it. Like, I think it’s pretty goddamn silly for people to be like “okay but seriously I’m a real witch” BUT his point of - okay, these are meant for religious usage and are not TOYS so please don’t come in here expecting me to sell you one because one time you watched Harry Potter -…

I get what he’s saying. The Potter fans may not take it seriously, a lot of them are just after a wand to be part of the fandom. He’s making wands for people who actually believe in that, not just because of a movie/book.

Sprite: what you buy when the store doesn’t have your brand of ginger ale.

Great idea, but why switch the Hanks role too? What’s wrong with Paul Rudd finding him? Hollywood, you’re so boring.

Is he going to pick the name Lexington? Will it kickoff a generation of boys named Lexington?

Take it a step further, and before running it, put a cup or so of vinegar in the glass. This helps prevent white residue/film on the dishes when they dry (especially if you have hard water).