A thing happened, and they wrote a story to enlighten us about it. Isn’t that what news is?

I for one welcome our new conspicuously hidden wagon overlords.

Mom didn’t want him to get a motorcycle because they’re too dangerous, and gosh darn it, she’s going to win that argument no matter what.

When you’re mom’s all like “I don’t want you buying a motorcycle Timmy, they’re not safe” and you buy one anyways, so she runs you over just to prove a point.

I might need to devote an entire piece to that....

Awesome article! One question; can we get an elaboration on the “spiked fuel?”

6 years old. Immense pain from a broken bone. Better fucking walk you weak little bitch.....

I really don’t get this. What is the point? Is it that hard to open a car door? Have people with really weak arms demanded automatic driver doors?

I get it. The internet is one giant dick measuring contest where everyone tries to post something funny to generate +1's to stroke their ego, but a child was killed here so maybe stop thinking about yourself for two fucking seconds and have a little respect.

He’d make a fine bowler in cricket, with his propensity for bouncing balls off the turf well in front of the target.

Is this some kind of viral marketing campaign for an “Angels In The Outfield” remake?

If I was in his situation I don’t think I would have chosen the safety of society over my own life.

And yet the man near death was paying attention and could manually steer into the ER lot. Paying attention to the road whether near death or fully healthy makes all the difference in the world.

Can you tell me what a white t-shit and gym shorts wearing kid does for a living to afford this car and does he also still live with his parents?

Dear Tom,

“We just sold a 300 also! And a 200! We’re at 1000.”

Maybe that’s where all this confusion came from.

They’d enjoy that. I suggest make all the implicated employees drive Fiat 500L:s and have Vipers just sitting there in their garages with them not allowed to drive them.

Neutral: What Penalty Should FCA Face For Greasing Sales Numbers?

Semi-Autonomous is really the worst of both worlds. I’ll happily have a fully autonomous vehicle someday but having something that can only do 98% of the job and then I have to be prepared to somehow snap back to attention, asses the situation, decide what to do, execute, for the 2% of the time when it can’t do the…