Dang. What a snoozefest. At least they removed that weird kink at the rear of the side windows. They pretty much removed any attractive aspects too, including a V6 engine. It’s a sad day when a top spec Toyota Camry has better styling and better performance than the venerable Accord. 

At first glance I thought this was next year’s BMW grill. 

It looks like “monastery” was somehow lost in translation from this part of the original article about the Global Dream II:

It’s definitely got a case of the “dump ass”.

No. The Cadillac CTS-V Wagon was the last cool wagon.

My wife had a 1992 Ford Tempo Sedan when we were dating, and a mechanic refused to work on it because it was worth less than the parts he was about to order.

Is the top for luggage storage? Or is it a high-roof like you see on conversion vans? The little doors make me think it’s only storage.

Directional patterns should be reversed on each side of the car. They’ve gone the cheap route where they spin forward on one side of the car and backwards on the other. I hate that.

Every version of the Lexus spindle grill is a dumpster fire and abomination. You might be going blind from actually admiring it. Better get that checked.

How soon until we get to see David Tracy take one of these to MOAB?

Those wheel arches scream first-gen Jeep Grand Cherokee. Maybe David Tracy could confirm.

Looks like there’s no secret compartment in the dash like on the C7. That’s a shame. They tacked on a fake tablet instead.

“... The Camaro hit showrooms in the fall of 1996 ...” Did you mean to say 1966? 

Man I’ve really enjoyed following the postal Jeep. Any thoughts on next year’s project? Something forward control, maybe? I guess that’d be hard to find for $500.

I can’t tell if you’re seriously praising this car or making a mockery of it. 

Nice. It’s making the “duck face” now. Facebook approves.

“Working Head Conditioning”. Lol. I’m going to be giggling about that typo all day.

Any iteration of the original Jeep Cherokee 4wd with the 4.0 inline six. Bonus points for 2 doors and Comanche trucks.

All I can read in that headline is “Scratch His Nuts”.

Dang. These are going to look pretty conservative next to the new Silverados and F-150's.