May all of their bio children grow up to be radical queer atheists.

Nobody stays alive to keep watching the winningest team ever keep winning, I call bullshit. Your grandfather is alive just to cheer against that immigrant Altuve, i bet 

Sued by DOJ for refusing to rent to black people, ultimately settling the case (despite “never settling”), then sued and settles again for failing to live up to original settlement.

give him to me

I was making an obscure Seinfeld reference. I think Keith is great, and I would love to hear the shit he says between innings all the time.

It’s borderline insane for a franchise to have such an unsettled front office just three days away from the draft and 16 days from the start of free agency, and now there’s suddenly a superstar up for grabs.

“When I saw that picture, it just made sense to me,” Jones said. “They say you can’t see the picture clearly if you [are] in it, but if I was outside this picture I would have seen the same thing.”

Spoken like somebody who has never driven on the QEW

In the comics, the Reavers were humans who had “bionic implants to enhance various aspects of their physiology.”

I thought the Limo was very well designed and executed, but the design language really struck me as Cadillac and not Chrysler. And to be honest Chrysler might not be around in 2029.

Unless you are really gunning for Splatoon 2 or any of the indies coming this spring/summer, probably no harm in waiting till Mario comes to get a Switch, especially since there might be a better deal or pack-in by that point.

He’s actually a very sweet, sensitive guy. But they’re an easy target, and he’s a bully. It’s not just women — it’s everyone, and he can get away with it.

so you’re saying he’s leaving the Mets organization?

This guy definitely walks away from explosions without looking back.

I think its high time we dialed back on the amount of Cleveland in the news. This book-length Lebron thinkpiece by a darker, unhinged Bill Simmons may be the tipping point.

Okay, so, since apparently it’s hard for folks to understand.

STEER. INTO. THE. SKID. IS. NOT. CLEAR. AND. JUST. CONFUSES. WHOEVER. YOU’RE. TALKING. TO!

It’s not more entertaining. It’s the same concept, even down to the same tags and thumb nail. I don’t really look into Tube drama because I’m not 15 but this would make me upset.

Good riddance.