Moving to...

This, however is Normal:

Seriously. I’m assuming that I’ll be setting aside at least one day each weekend for protests, and considering if I want to travel down to DC from Boston for marches several weekends in a row.

He’s like the Jagr of the NBA.

He could probably still do this if he wanted to.

Maybe Charles Barkley?

No. She’s horrible. She wanted this fame, now she’s got it, and all the scrutiny that comes with it. She made the choice to do that to her horrible face, she gets to live with the result of that choice, and now I’ll be forced to look at it for the next 4 years. So she can fuck off.

all around defensemen, yes.