How about you just not break the law?
...in a swing state!
I sound like an even more pretentious ass through a tube amp.
This isn’t a horror story, but it’s definitely a weird one: I walked into my freshman dorm room one day and found my roommate, Jen, in bed with her best friend Ann. Okay, whatever, it was a women’s college blah blah.
Honestly, I never thought Jacksonville would ever reach zero Kelvin.
I can’t wait for the new porsh panorama to come into the press fleet for a review
You trying to say Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball?
That’s it! I guess I was in junior high. Why am I able to recall this but unable to remember the capital of Romania?
When I was in high school I read a story about a train derailment that dumped tons of corn in a wooded area. Instead of cleaning it up, they figured it’s just corn, what’s the harm. Then bears found the corn and dozens of them started feeding there. Then people found the bears and would show up to pose with them and…
Sadly, I’m reminded of this.
@CincinnatiZoo well I guess that’s a better study than the one you did in may called “can Harambe survive a bullet?
Do you know when a door isn’t a door?
Can we stop calling people “performance artists” and just go back to calling them dickheads?
I was rooting so hard for her. It was heartbreaking really. And must have taken a psychological toll having to race past Van Vleuten after the crash!
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Her post race interview was super classy too. Really wish she’d pulled it off but she seemed happy nonetheless. Wow. Never thought I’d be on the edge of my seat this early in this Olympics watching women’s cycling.
Korea’s Kim Woojin scored a world record 700 out of a possible 720 points today at 70 meters.
no his name’s Dob
You know who else could have chosen to ignore those guys and continued quietly enjoying life the way a man would? Harambe. And he’s dead now, thanks to you.