Not if you lose to Nebraska.

Everything wrong with Torch’s pants in one picture.

Correction: They’ll do a duet with U2 and nobody will know which band’s song they’re playing. It will be garbage regardless of who’s song it is.

I thought an eagle punch was when you punch someone in the stomach right before he climaxes causing them to screech and flap their arms.

$kay is a woman, but thanks for playing.

This is literally the Russian version of Adrian Beltre and Elvis Andrus.

Personally I don’t find missed layups that arousing, but who am I to judge? You do you, OBG.

I think I watched a documentary on “GLORY GIRLS” once.

Go. Fuck. Yourself.

Man, Holm fought the perfect fight against Rousey. I thought the fight would be closer than a lot of the analysts put it, but it was still a brilliant performance by the way she controlled the distance and managed the clinch.

Rousey is an Olympic medalist in Judo. She’s completely legit and to suggest otherwise is nonsense.

Ronda’s mom is the first American to win to take Gold at the World Judo Championships. I’m pretty sure Ronda would specialize in submissions and would be light years ahead of anyone regardless of when she started the sport.

According to ESPN’s summary of the new agreement, no, there is no provision for cutting a player. The commissioner can impose an unpaid suspension—and there is no minimum or maximum to the length of the suspension—that in theory could be for the next 324 games (the remainder of Reyes’s contract), but I’m pretty sure…

The sex stuff this new generation is doing is out of control. Eye play?! That’s dangerous. Someone could go blind. In my day, the only kinky thing we did was watch The Mary Tyler Moore Show while making whoopie on the sofa. If you looked at the screen at the wrong time, sure, you’d climax to Ed Asner, but the worst…

Yes, the African American community won AGAIN. When will white people finally catch a goddamn break?!

Excellent question! CarWine may burn your optic nerve because the river water quality down by the docks isn’t great, and motor oil is “bad for you,” but it sure does give me a buzz!

Keep waiting. ;D

The republican “sportsman” politician is the fuckin’ worst. He plays hunter and fisherman on high-end resorts with canned hunts and stocked pellet fed fish (still needs a guide for both), then supports companies doing whatever they want to the blm or natl. forest land us plebes use. The republican “sportsman”…