The sooner we all stop giving a flying fart about what Jerry Jones has to say about anything, the better.

I had 18 flights this past year for work. 4 on American. All 4 of those were at least 45 delayed, with one delayed 11 hours. Only 1 of the 14 on Delta or United was delayed.

It’s true. Here he is talking about it.

Dana White and Reebook clothing contracts, mostly.

Next time you should blast this Redneck Shit back at them instead of Bieber.

Obviously you haven’t heard of Wheeler Walker Jr.

Did someone say Michael Shannon?

Game of Bones: Winter is Cumming (SFWish link)

The only acceptable outcome.

I’m 30, I was bullied from 3rd grade until I graduated high school. I was often a bully to others as a way of lashing out. I contemplated killing myself daily as a teen.

INVESTIGATE 311!

That is a fish that has had it’s head and organs removed, it’s completely dead. Things like this are common when fish are killed, it’s not a sign of something suffering.

This clip and his reaction is the only thing I can think of when people mention Matthew Perry now.

It’s not your math that’s the issue, it’s you using the wrong set of units. 80 C = 176 F.

Science says that setting a thermostat at 80 C will take more electricity than 70 C.

And in that exemplary performance, he hasn’t had her show on since the Super Bowl.

“This doesn’t happen at Toby Keith concerts. Ben Carson will get to the bottom of this urban music problem.”

I only got the notice that parts were in for my Subaru 2 weeks ago. Factor in a week long business trip and mine hasn’t been fixed yet, but will be as soon as I have the time to drive to a dealership an hour away.

I wonder what song Tim Minchin will write about this shit weasel now.