She needs to play Stone Cold’s glass breaking entrance theme when she takes the stage.

I’m not sure that’s a scorcher. I think it’s the correct take, which makes it less spicy.

That’s actually fairly common. I volunteered for an election many years ago in a state where the Presidential race was decided from the start. When we went door to door canvassing, people would often ask for yard signs supporting the Presidential candidate and we simply didn’t have any since it didn’t make sense to…

How does Samer feel about his chances in a fight with this teen?

Was that a diesel? If so, beige diesel wagon hits moose would be nearly the most perfect Jalopnik story.

I’m a fan of GSP, but I really wish he wouldn’t fight again. Before he took his hiatus, he was suffering from blackouts and memory loss. I want him to retire before the brain damage becomes even more severe. The man spent 5 and a half hours in the octagon, that’s a lot of hits to the head.

He looks like he has masturbated to his reflection in the mirror at least once.

I’ll never forget this charming ditty of his.

I mean, the poophole is God’s loophole...

That’s not the point of this article. This was all about not being able to slow down when you see a light bar so you don’t get ticketed for speeding.

A lot of people will care that LeBron James has endorsed Hillary Clinton. He is the biggest active athlete in North America and potentially in the top 3 globally. He has a huge fan base and a very large sphere of influence.

I learned the song by listening to Pantera in high school after it was on the Detroit Rock City soundtrack (a cover that Nugent hated). I’m grateful that my youthful memories aren’t tainted by the shit pile that is “The Nuge”.

You can get these and keep living that life for a while longer. https://www.amazon.com/Replacement-PS-Keyboard-USB-Adapter/dp/B0009RKLMG/ref=pd_sim_147_2?ie=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B0009RKLMG&pd_rd_r=T2Q987WJEJF8X4M4MZZR&pd_rd_w=QWDWp&pd_rd_wg=YhdAK&psc=1&refRID=T2Q987WJEJF8X4M4MZZR

That’s cold, bro.

My black lab was 13 when he died. He also dwarfed Charlie Bear. My Luke was 115 pounds without being unhealthy.

Just channel your inner Punisher.

It’s probably lube. Probably.

It’s the other Dakota that had the oil boom.

“If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.” - Jimmy Carr