Littering and?

Never let reality get in the way of a HOT SPROTS TAEK!!!!!

You probably don’t want to get her the Liz Phair album signing the virtues of cum as part of a beauty regimen either.

Rapinoe is playing with a yellow card on her though, one more and she misses a game. That has to be in her mind going forward.

I live 30 minutes east of Ames and most of my coworkers are ISU alums. They have been prepping for this news for a while, but I still expect some people in Ames to react with the poise and class that seems to pop up every once in a while at ISU.

The best part is that his wife is the one that wrote that. https://www.facebook.com/YesThatKevinSm…

That is the 8th fastest trot since 2010 according to this site. http://tatertrottracker.com/news/tater-tro…

Have I got a deal for you. http://deadspin.com/5939466/bryce-…

That’s not the only one.

He built a bigger pulse jet just to make fart noises at France. Complete with a butt.

Rebuttal: http://regressing.deadspin.com/why-those-stat…

This is the ideal outcome.

My best friend in college got into it with a service shop after an oil change. They charged him for 6 quarts of oil even though his car had a 5 quart oil pan. They claimed that the oil was low when he brought it in and they topped it off before the oil change, hence the extra quart.

Broncos fan here. I hope Julius gets paid. In Denver or somewhere else.

I should have had a Paunch Burger for lunch today.

I'm sure I'm unfairly judging Letterman, but I would never have expected to hear good punk on his show.

I lived in Rapid City for 5 years, there is a lot of tension between White people and American Indians in that town.

Yeah, it's the price we pay for getting 2 episodes last night.

There's only 6 episodes left. Sorry.

Does making it Metal help?