Haha. The parent is thinking, “Hmmm, I may have gone overboard with the princess dresses. ... I know, I’ll add a fireman’s jacket. Phew. That’s better.”

Yup. The only crime here was filming in portrait.

your keyboard is probably filthier than that toilet seat, and you touch your keyboard with your naked fingers all the time — what’s the big deal with sitting your butt down on a toilet seat?

My wife always packs children’s ibuprofen and tylenol when we go on trips now because we’ve had twins get sick with a fever on a cruise ship before and those two medicines SAVED us by at least giving our kids a few less-miserable hours per day and a few hours at night where they could sleep.

Wouldn’t it be just better to buy the 2 adjacent parking spots instead of building this stupid contraption?

I’m an idiot who saw the photo, came to the comments, then read the story. The piece is excellent, sorry for jumping to comment.

I have a hard time believing anyone visible in Trump’s administration is actually the secret taskmaster directing things behind the scenes, if only because aside from one or two (basically Kelly and Mattis) seem so goddamn incompetent, there’s no way it’s just an act.

Whoa whoa whoa, Michael. Settle down.

With manatees there are no overlords. There are only friends and boat propellers.

So, Puff Daddy’s tweet is what’s separating us? Not the asshole in the white house and the ones in Congress and Senate? Not the assholes on Fox News? Not continuation of Jim Crow laws? Not police killing brown and black folks for no reasons? It’s this tweet? OK then.

Why it gotta be mom’s cooking? Dad don’t cook? I’m kidding of course, but someone would’ve taken it there because people can’t just let an affirmation stand. Their mindset is affirmation for you = denigration for me.

That tweet was unbelievably innocuous and kinda warm. It sounds as divisive as “shoutout to mom’s cooking.”

My variation of this is taking of pic of where the hell we parked the car in any unfamiliar and large parking lot. Not having to remember that you’re parked in lot E-26 makes things a lot less stressful when trying to leave!

here we go.

Does anyone else have problems with the “disappearing bottom bread” phenomenon when eating a burger? You’re taking bites of the sandwich and all of a sudden the ratio of remaining bread on top to bread on the bottom is like 4:1...

It is worth noting, however, that this diagram only applies to square sandwiches, leaving subs out in the cold. Perhaps Richt will come out with an addendum.

Her Spirited Away cosplay is on point!

Part time telecommuting is a bit of the best of both worlds. There’s still the benefit of face time in office for meetings and people knowing you’re still a part of the team, but you also get the part time breaks from traffic commutes (and pants). One way I’ve found to keep it from feeling too erratic and inconsistent,…

Bravo. I have this fight with my wife all the time. She is held to a no tolerance policy at her job for tardiness, 1 sec late = 2 min late = 3 hours late, it’s all the same. I tell her, then leave earlier, get there 20 min early and have a cup of coffee and relax before punching in. Nope, the employer’s harsh…

That is exactly the same dialog my mother used when I was driving her car to Longhorns for dinner a couple nights ago.