This election isn’t just a dumpster fire, it’s a dumpster fire careening down a hill, causing traffic accidents and slamming right into the side of an orphanage.

Best putt by an American at the Ryder Cup in 20 years

Well it’s a shame it took her whole family getting sick but it’s refreshing to hear an anti-vaxxer say “I was wrong, I was batshit, I’ve since researched and have changed my mind”.

When will Donald Trump release his tax returns?

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

Not the idiot we want, but the idiot we deserve.

I think we should be more worried about this 4th swimmer who is attempting to swim all the way home

When you started writing this post the trucks were blue weren’t they?

Personally, I found his tribute to Flight 370 incredibly touching.

Saw the play on the live broadcast (I like the Pats. Big whoop. Wanna fight about it?) and it was immediately obvious something bad happened. The replay made me cringe. No need to watch it again.

Yikes. Good thing these preseason injuries don’t count!

My theory is that he goes after her and puts her down because she is young and very pretty, and it pisses him off like nothing else that she doesn’t fawn over him.

This is me trying to get all the groceries inside in one trip.

Is Ted Cruz trying to be Napoleon? That would explain a lot.

As is he. And I bet those bitching now had nothing to say about this:

An orange Hitler is egging his supporters to assassinate the first female presidential candidate of a major party but yes, your energy is much better spent being outraged by Gabby Douglas’ lack of arm movement.

Du Li noted.

The Iliad don’t got shit on this post holy fuck

Another horrible example for America’s youth, when will people finally learn to hold their phone properly while shooting video? smdh