It’s good he didn’t return to quaffing Brain & Nerve Tonic or that hat would never have fit.

oh....that’s....that’s a wallet

Fry: What happened?

DC is really interesting with clearing the streets. If you use street parking and aren’t gone when the street needs to be cleared for rush hour, they will often just tow you around the corner, instead of to a yard. I’ve even seen them drop SUVs on the grass along Constitution Ave by the Washington Monument.

I bike through the Capitol building and White House plazas every day. The cops in DC have motorcade closures down to a science and issue instructions to cars, pedestrians and cyclists that are EXTREMELY clear. They’re generally quite polite and reasonable (but firm) when doing so. I can’t see how this dude could not…

A few weeks ago I went to DC and street parked. About 45 minutes later the barricades and police showed up — they were clearing the street for the presidential motorcade. It was really cool to see it go by — something like 27 vehicles — and they made sure the street was entirely and completely devoid of traffic.…

It’s funny really. Do calculus and actually crunch numbers? Yeah you don’t get anymore raises. Play copy and paste on PowerPoint all day? Here’s a raise.

This is very true. I worked at a large aerospace/defense company and very quickly went from 3% raises to 1% raises (they capped non high level management at 4%). Their reasoning was because I was already at the top of my bracket and because I wanted to remain technical instead of pursuing management, but they needed…

My boss has some ‘splaining to do.

KerrPow!!

I am one of those people who come away from a patio party with a dozen mosquito bites when everyone else has 2 or 3. I have read countless articles about why they think I am so tasty, and I don’t appear to fit any of the profiles (I don’t wear perfume, I don’t have any of their favorite blood types, etc.). Mosquitoes…

My best friend and college roommate for three years is a conservative, and was a member of the college Republicans. He was (and is) an exemplary conservative and one whom I wish the party was full of.

But I thought in America you had a right to bare arms...

I’ll show myself out...

No, you aren’t a bad person, you’re a terrible fucking excuse for a human being. Why don’t you get a real job?

Many resellers also believe in the myth that it is easy money. The amount of time and effort spent often ends up being a job that pays less than minimum wage.

Hang on a minute, is this a situation where a special line is being introduced and it sells out in a morning? If not, then how are you getting an extra 25% online? If that is what we’re talking about, then someone behind you in the line, who has also gotten up early and waited, who is also battling the crowds at…

See, I think Daniel throws that tiger weight around a little too much. Grrring in everyone’s face all the time is fucking rude, buddy. I feel like my kid is a lot nicer since she switched to Peppa Pig and stopped chasing the Daniel Tiger dragon.

I hate Caillou; I’ve always hated Caillou. It’s a glacially-paced show that avoids plot development like the plague, so all you get is a whiny kid with a whiny voice whining all the time. I mean, they intentionally focus on all the most impossibly boring things in life. It’s torturous!

NO! Nothing in this world is as bad a fucking “Calliou.” I will watch endless hours of “Daniel Tiger” before I even fathom watching “Calliou.” It’s a little known fact that “Calliou” is used in secret CIA prisons as an interrogation method so cruel that the Hague has come knocking.

I think we all remember that in Mr. Rogers’ house back in the day, there was a toy trolley that rolled on toy tracks into a hole in the wall, which became the trolley in the Land of Make Believe that was appropriately sized for it’s residents. This is, of course, the land in which THIS show takes place. Makes perfect…