Call me a soulless millenial corporate shill but I LOVE ordering on that app (or any app). When I want a goofy drink customization I don’t want to have a conversation about it, I just want it written down so that they know exactly what to put in.

so are you saying something shouldn’t be considered a “safe” ingredient if it causes a reaction in a small percentage of people? Peanuts can literally kill people, yet recipes containing peanuts receive nowhere near the backlash MSG does.

Only 150? Man, that’s kid stuff. I once had to drive Larry Bird from Boston to Baltimore. I don’t know anything about basketball. “So,uh, you’re pretty good at getting goals?” Talk about awkward.

I call bullshit, no one can listen to a flock of seagulls in the car for more than three minutes before they’re overtaken by the urge to roll down the windows and share the story of a young heart with the world.

The real birdbox challenge is to release 150 seagulls in your car and, with the windows up of course, try to drive from Nome, AK to San Diego, CA. I personally have completed the challenge 4 times.

I really want “Don’t ever play this song again” to also work

Even if Musk and Grimes are through, he’s still not going to date you.

I sincerely hope that is what he calls his penis. But I suspect he calls it the falcon.

and does not have to admit wrongdoing as part of the deal.

No offense, but my take was the literal opposite. The fact that he’s being allowed to remain as CEO is the one major blemish in what seems like an otherwise overall positive development.

Up next on Will it Casserole?...

As the IT person.....PEBKAC.

Embrace the melanin you were born with (or lack thereof), slatter yourself with sunscreen, wear a hat, and look amazing at 60. You’re welcome.

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As a Cantonese I can tell you they’re 100% authentic.

It’s called Cheung Fun, likely the one with BBQ pork.

What you really want are the baked pastry BBQ pork puffs. Those are like steamed pork buns x10000

I ask my kids every day-- Caveat.. I don’t ask the eight year old if he got busted when I know he got busted- I don’t want to create opportunities to catch him in a lie... But, my kids have become better communicators from this- It also teaches them to become empathetic. My kids ask how my day was-- How many meetings…

The principal at my kid’s school is a nice guy, sure, with a bald head that looks like a deodorant roll-on, sure, but that doesn’t mean I want him applied to me.

If you don’t want me to order water don’t be a Pepsi only restaurant!