Amen from a fellow middle-aged pigmentally challenged person.

Right? And like ABC is going to piss off Shonda. She’s making bank for them.

It’s about Jessie Williams spewing racist words against the police, who are now a race and not an occupation.

Um, excuse me, but Erin Miller is 1/36th Cherokee AND her Irish ancestors who came to America were, like, slaves and so she knows, okay. This isn’t about her. It’s about Jessie Williams spewing racist words against the police, who are now a race and not an occupation.

Don’t you know “Erin” means “Africa” in Gaelic?

Her name might as well be Becky Smith.

The most hilarious part of all this is that it’s like these Grey’s Anatomy fans don’t even know who Shonda Rhimes is. Like is Shonda really gonna fire Jesse Williams for speaking out about social justice?? That’s about as likely as Donald Trump saying something intelligent. Ain’t gonna happen.

We can now welcome a new sport to the running list of professional athletic pursuits troubled by allegations of sexual violence. Hello, volleyball. You are an...unexpected addition.

This line of reasoning boggles my mind. Especially when you look at Renee in Bridget Jones Diary, where she was plump or whatever. Her body is still tight and there’s no way I look half as good carrying that extra weight as she did in that movie. That woman - even when she’s supposed to be a 4.5- is not. Whatever…

I think he’s saying that she looked like a Normal and isn’t it sad she felt pressured to become a Beautiful, but really she was cheating by using a scalpel and got what she deserved. Of course she was not a Normal to begin with, and whatever “revolutionary” fantasies he had about her being attainable for dudes like…

“Glieberman’s sexism isn’t necessarily put forth here in an obvious way”

Ugh, Variety is such a joke now. They’ve actually sent me back to The Hollywood Reporter.

What in the ever-loving fuck is he saying? That she catapulted into fame by being cast next to Tom Cruise when he’s a 10 and she’s a 4.5?? I will punch this guy into next month.

You have to realize just how radical it was that this nobody, who looked not so much like the sort of actress who would star in a Tom Cruise movie as the personal assistant to the sort of actress who would star in a Tom Cruise movie, was suddenly…starring in a Tom Cruise movie.

Wait are you telling me rslwn that my mother lied to me? She showed me a video of my birth! Everyone was standing around and then this guy, who kind of looked like John Hurt, started screaming and I busted through his chest.

Sadly enough, they see it as a guidebook rather than a dystopia.

But he argued that scientific advancements have now verified that unborn babies are human beings — information he said wasn’t necessarily available when the Supreme Court issued its 1973 Roe v. Wade decision.

Yo. Attention all GOP dickholes. Stay the fuck away from my snatch.

Yes, what American needs is a true Christian, a man with the moral fortitude to shackle pregnant women to hospital beds until they are forced to give birth against their wishes.

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