And we all bravely continued to sup at all the SARStaurants!

I know that I, for one, haven't eaten Taco Bell for years now out of fear that it would cause me to get kidnapped by a Mexican drug cartel.

My weapons of choice for handling rejection in high school were Smiths records and overeating.

Eh, I wouldn't say high school was all puppy dogs and rainbows for me, but it wasn't *terrible*, either. It was... school. You went there because you had to, did homework, took tests, found a few friends and a few activities that you liked, and managed to get through four years of it before heading off to (hopefully)…

You seem to have forgotten to include Mexican Tortilla Soup in your extensive list of #1's.

No worries. Easy mistake. I'll sit here and wait until you fix it.

I try to tip delivery folks well - and if I happen to have any fresh baked goods (which is fairly often in the winter) they also get offered a small bag of cookies or what have you.

My husband bemoaned my tipping practices, because I tend to overtip. He was all "The store is less than a mile away, you don't have to give them $5." But then we had a pizza guy that just about started crying when I told him I didn't want any change, giving him a $5.75 tip. He hadn't been sure he would make it back to…

After a few minutes, I returned to the table. The man ordered a hamburger.

You haven't had filet mignon until you've had it fresh off the boat. Also, if you need any monogrammed thermoses....

Let's not drag the beautiful majesty of bedazzled denim and gold bathroom fixtures into this.

Seriously. Look at her outfit (bedazzled denim on denim). Look at their house.

And I'm tired of rich people (minority) running this country too.

My favorite Russian cheese is a nice Tsarmigiano-Romanov blend. Unfortunately, they don't make it any more.

Could use more vegan options.

This makes me want to set up a fake (or is it?) Yelp account and just proclaim on as many places as I can, "THEY WOULDN'T LET ME MASTURBATE." Just to see what happens.

And the problem with this is.........?

Not tummy? Incubation Station?

"Fishsticks" just got back from his fancy-schmanzy European trip selling monogrammed thermoses, confused to find that fish have bones and such.

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So this a piece of deep fried chicken, wrapped in a folded biscuit with "jalapeno" honey sauce.