I guess the shoulders are a little bit, but the real problem with the suit is he needs a pop of color so as not to wash him out. #helpful #iamavailableforhire #yesiusehashtagsonjezcomeatmebro

Make sure you bring some sandwich sherpas with you. You don't want to be caught in a meat avalanche.

4 stars. Great steak and all the bones you can catch! My dog wants me to come here again with a catcher's mitt.

"Could've used more vegan options."

They've been forcing them to hand out fake Mexican food, this is just the logical next step.

Don't mess with this biddy. I bet we would have been friends. Looks like she's got some mean in her. <3

Wait what? I don't remember that.

Ugh. Everyone knows you fake amnesia, not death! Gawd, millennials, get your shit together!

Yes, we will do that on the same day that anyone gives a shit about what you think.

The whole time we were working on this, I couldn't get this out of my head:

What I find slightly hilarious about that cute little baby wearing Chanel is that Karl Lagerfeld won't let her mother borrow so much as a cardigan from the label. Chanel will hold out on Kim for as long as they can. He won't let her borrow stuff or dress her like he does with others and she is fairly obvious in her…

Is anyone else disappointed that the "looming" in this case refers to crafts, and not to hovering menacingly in photographs?

Before I read it, I was like, "That looks like a lobster." Guess I'm just classy and not vulgar. You fucks.

I KNOW. I know. Trust me, I fucking know. Don't even get me started on this city's culinary tastes. Their favorite sandwich is a bland, cold, soggy pile of sadness with french fries on it.

I need to know if Blue Cheese man was at least a good tipper. And if the "dining companion" was ever a date, because eeewwwwwww. The only thing grosser than watching a guy eating that much blue cheese is imagining kissing a guy who had eaten that much blue cheese.

I'll bet he's raven to all his friends about how a bear saved his life. Asked if he will go swimming again he said. Quote: "Never more."

Not on film: The crow handed the bear a coin, and told him that he must only show it, and mutter "Valar Morghulis", and it will grant him passage from the confines of the zoo to Bearovia. Where all bears are from.

Well, maybe I'm just old and jaded. After all, it did save the bird from a grizzly fate.

"NO SERIOUSLY, BEAR. I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU!!!"