Yeah, I’ve been married for almost 10 years and could possibly forgive my husband if he cheated on me. But child molestation is another beast entirely. I’d be out of there before the ink on the divorce papers was dry.

And then knowingly having kids with him! Daughters, who are at risk for obvious reasons, and sons, who will be raised by a man who thinks that molesting girls is all in good fun.

I love how molesting a bunch of little girls (mainly his sisters, one of whom was only 5) is not as bad as the cheating. Raise your hand if you’d much, much, rather you found out your spouse cheated on you than sexually abused a number of kids? I might be hurt about cheating, but I could see working past it. I would…

I saw Two Girls One Cup while eating chocolate ice cream. I can handle just about anything.

Congress’ Christmas present to the U.S. - fucking cooperating for a change.

Oh, wow, I had no idea. Note to self: find a different face wash.

Nope. About 80 miles due north.

Well duh! 13 strange women who have never met one another decided to get together out of the blue and screw over this brave brave policeman for reasons!

Quote: “Pray for his family!”

Yeah, that the first woman lied and then the prosecution tried to find other women who would also lie, probably for a payout or for that “coveted victim status” - thanks, George Will.

If someone brings this shit up if you can look them dead in the eye and say, “ya know, I’m a survivor of sexual assault. The men who do rape all look like good guys and they don’t come with warning labels. They all have mothers and friends and relatives who love them, but at the end of the day they use that good cover…

what’s the logic used by supporters? that ALL of the women were lying and he was telling the truth?

How could they do this? Simple. It’s called the law. Something you were supposed to uphold, not break.

People they killed with guns: 14. People they killed with bombs: 0.

It really begs the question: Mr. Rubio, do you actually know the laws of the nation you're campaigning to be president of?

I was gonna say that we don’t talk about “bomb control” because we do bomb control.

I’ve always thought the same thing! So, let’s say Climate Change isn’t happening. Fine. But maybe we want help for the health of human beings? That would be fine.

I wish I could answer a resounding “Yes!” Sadly, though, I’m not even sure he’s the worst man in Texas.

You couldn’t write these guys. No hyperbole, I mean it literally. If you invented villains as cartoonish as the Republican leadership, the Kochs, Murdoch, Ailes, Trump, etc, etc, you’d be mocked harder than E.L. James is in her worst nightmares.

Even if climate change wasn’t a thing at all, how can you see cleaner energy as a bad thing?