Just throw a burger out on the lawn. He will crawl over toward it.

Remember, making an assumption makes an ass out of you and Uption.

Bullshit. They just want to keep their Oil/Gas/Coal sponsors happy. They could give a flying fuck about humanity or the environment.

When Qdoba or Illegal Pete’s start doing this, I’m dead man.

#5 has bitten me in the ass a few times, now that I’m in the “Senior” stage of my career. The beancounters think they can hire 2-3 juniors for my salary (or a half-dozen off-shore flunkies), but then end up with shitty product and never seem to know why.

Foolish mortals. You do not defy the will of Apple. So as they command...or else!

Just the “deplorable” humans.

Crikee (the cricket) in Mulan.

That’s disgusting!

If you can get us the features we lost when Adobe dropped Fireworks in favor of Photoshop, you will win the undying devotion of a lot of designers and developers.

If you do it right, none.

Seems like a no-brainer for the Wii or WiiU. That would have been fun.

Well, as Wilder was of Jewish descent and Dahl was an unabashed anti-Semite...you do the math.

So Chipotle can’t be bothered to pay their employees for all their hours worked, but they have money for this?

I’ve always been partial the 1701/1701-A Refit design, but the sheer power and sleekness of the E is something else.

Dude...really?

Wait...you have doctors that give a shit whether you tell them the truth or not? Weird. Gotta find me one of those.

The key points:

I’ve watched this series all the way through at least three different times, at different points in my life. Each time, I pick up something new, something different.

Ugh. Not this bullshit, again.