My wife and I are having our first in a couple months. Anytime someone says anything close to “do you think you’re ready”, I tell them that we have a dog, so we have a pretty good idea of what we’re doing. Literally as I was typing this, my uncle just asked me if I was prepared to change diapers. Told him that we’re…

The Very Pesky Pole

Well, at least it looks like his hat gets his jokes.

Is it difficult now?

The year was 1988. I cane home from college and went to a local semi-pro hockey game. They were running a promotion where three people were chosen to compete to win fried chicken by shooting pucks into an empty net. My program # was chosen.

They took the offer that didn’t involve Tim Tebow. 

?? I hrdly know her!!

To be fair, that’s an Australian cow. It’s size is greatly exaggerated by the Mercator projection.

Six foot four and full of gristle 

We’ve reached Ripe Gala Apple Gruden!!!!!

Congrats to Jon Glaser on his fantastic statue

Weird that there are two other writers also named that.

It’s funny, he was actually trying to look like Adam Wainwright, but he whiffed.

get a lot of phone calls from people who are dying to come and play here

I am now picturing Samer pitching this story in the Deadspin Slack, getting zero positive responses, and publishing it anyway

Damn, this is tough. I think funny. “Horton, Here’s A Poo” brought the staff a lot of joy. 

I hate it.

Eh, Machado about nothing, if you ask me. 

A friend I trust sent this fat dog to me.