I’m a Cardinals fan, but even if I wasn’t, I believe professional athletes have a responsibility to be on-time and diligent about their duties and preparation. And it’s not unreasonable that these young men may benefit from mentoring from veterans so they can learn what is expected of them. And it’s certainly…

“More like, ‘They’re Going Home’, am I ri-”

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My favorite Hawk catchphrase is when he’s silent for 5 straight minutes after the Sox get screwed out of a win or blow a save, or when he’s running out of the booth to go check on Todd Frazier

Maybe it speaks to the lack of depth the D-Backs feel they have in their system, and/or their lack of confidence in their hitters. By most measures they are one of the worst offensive teams in the NL, and have succeeded largely by being a run-prevention team. Lovullo basically proclaimed he didn’t believe his hitters…

Lifehacker splice in 10 minutes: “Pro Tip! Shoot Your Heroin To Prevent Brain Damage”

I don’t understand how a manager for a team trying to win a division puts a position player in to pitch during a tie game. Put in a starter and make a roster move or two the next day! No one’s arm is going to fall off.

BEARS CAN’T MELT STEEL ARCHES

Too soon man. Also, what are you doing in the greys?

Thank you Tim, for all the great work, and for not including Ashley’s Shrek gif. Be well.

They must have stepped over the line because they were shooting for 3.

This is all well and good, but I need more Super Mario Strikers in my life. Better soccer game than FIFA ever was. NO ONE CAN DENY THIS.

I did radio play-by-play for my college baseball team for 3 years. One of my first games was a rather blustery day, and around the 2nd inning a big gust swept away all my stat sheets, which apparently I mentioned on-air because my father (who by himself was about 20% of my audience) called me later that night and said …

I approve this header photo.

“Now that’s a meijer league cat-”

You say that, but who knows what Princess Tori Lux has on her schedule.

Can’t be totally racist, during the first stanza he’s clearly talking to someone named José.