Yikes, that’s awful. If it makes you feel any better, they no longer exist:

“Sorry, my son. I can’t afford to lose my endorsement with that Wilson kid.”
-God

I’m going to go ahead and guess that you’ve never worked in a kitchen/dish pit before...

Sounds like somebody just got done with reading “The Postmortal.”

Yep. They are dead and it’s glorious. Fuck Howard Schultz with a Rainier tall boy.

I will watch this any time it's put in front of me for the rest of my life.

The last vestige of the Sonics is gone and I no longer have to actively root for this team to eat shit every year from now on. Today was a good day.

Oh, those of us that have thirty years or more in this knew what was coming. We just enjoyed the singer factory while it was open and waited to see how the wheels would come off this edition of Mariners baseball.

I worked at a diner that served twelve and six egg omlettes for years (Google it). You’d be surprised what people are capable of with...the eggs.

Frank Brickowski, Bonzi Wells and Mark Whiten feel you.

He’s going to be horrified to learn how much time he’s been flown on RNAV and VNAV between the VC-25s, C-32s and his private 757/727. I would pay good money to hear one of his pilots dish on what a colossal fucking idiot he is when it comes to aviation.

If you’re gonna go in on pre-relocation Supersonics, you forgot Jerome James.

Glad that Drew is back--he sounds like he’s doing well! I was getting alarmed by how much I was starting to enjoy Marchman’s jaw-dropping shit takes again, probably best that he be sent back to his yurt.

I don’t think it’s offensive, but if there’s an emergency and everyone needs to hit the exits in short order, I’d rather have more passengers in shoes than not.

Continental’s 757 fleet was 3-3 too. I don’t think any airline has flown the 757 with a 2-3 configuration in coach. Seats have gotten smaller, but the layout hasn't changed.

Well, he’ll probably take Oklahoma in the electoral college...

Hank's abject horror at discovering that George W. Bush has a limp handshake was one of the funniest election season bits in TV comedy history. Not quite "Citizen Kang" level, but pretty close.

This is the first time I've seen the "Chopped" .gif and not thought that orange caption bar was a ridiculously high table. Huh.

Marlins Man Idiot.

They do, but one of the stipulations of Clay Bennett’s Key Arena lease termination with Seattle was that the Sonics name and colors be made available to any future NBA team in the city, expansion or otherwise.