They do, but one of the stipulations of their agreement to terminate the Key Arena lease with Clay Bennett was that the Sonics name and colors would be made available to any future Seattle NBA team.

Chris Dudley. That was a guy.

They are a really cool band. I missed them on their first trips to Seattle some years ago and later found out that they crashed at my friend’s house. Really would have liked to ask them about the situation, which was pretty fresh at the time.

Federal Way is a mysterious land fraught with peril where only the boldest of Seattlites (I know—fuck me) dare tread.

Monroe and Lakewood in a consolation round?

Why would you pay theater prices to see a film called “Billionaire Boys Club” when you can just turn on any screen in spitting distance and see their zany hijinx in real life?

I worked overnight at a Belltown bar/diner last year when the Blue Jays were in town for the weekend. I have never had more people try to bribe me for booze after the 2AM cutoff in five years as I had in those three days, and every last one of them was already wasted. Canadian baseball fans are wild as hell.

Good luck, eventual winner. Hope you have as much fun with this as we have...
-Seattle

I'm sure he can turn things around in Montreal if he's willing to poutine the effort.

I’ve long said that I would use “Holy Diver” by Dio. It sets the tone AND you could walk out swaying your bat back and forth in front of you like Dio does in the video.

Hell yeah! Take it back to when air travel was only for the rich and planes crashed MUCH more frequently than they do now. Those were the days.

As a Mariners fan, I like their chances.

Good game, Keyser. Be well!

If it was 1988 and Antonio Margariti was behind the wheel, I'm 100% onboard. That film would rip with the toughest.

I read the entire screenplay for this in one sitting. Will not link on ethical grounds.

I also read it that way. Disappointing.

I went to the ER absolutely terrified when I had my first panic attack because I thought something was horribly wrong and couldn’t figure out what. I hope this woman’s medical license is set a-fuckingflame.

I wouldn’t be so quick to dismiss this, Chris. Gary Payton knows a thing or two about ill-advised moves to Los Angeles.

In response to the e-book of the week, I worked at a restaurant that was featured on numerous popular food shows and that shit doesn’t stop. I still had tourists demanding an explanation for us not having a shrine to Adam Richmond six years after our “Man versus Food” appearance. It’s a weird segment of the dining…

I’ll take solace in the fact that the two remaining Seattle Supersonics are playing key roles in the 2018 conference finals.