Huh?

For me it’s Clarence Seedorf’s long swerving shot against Atletico for Real Madrid in the late 90's. It’s amazing he could shoot from that far out and still give the keeper absolutely no chance.

Him being given the armband is the most baffling thing to me. Hazard has never shown the slightest bit of leadership in his career thus-far.

He rarely kicks first, he only did this time because in the last tournament where they went to penalties they lost before he got a chance to kick. Ronaldo probably has no mechanism to deal with the stress of having everything be beyond his control.

Poland are pretty good, and they’re getting better. This game was basically a toss-up talent wise.

Nani and Quaresma both should have been made to re-take their PK’s too, because both stopped on the run up, something UEFA was supposed to be cracking down on. In fairness they both would likely have scored anyway, but it annoyed me that the ref let it go.

He looks so much like Dexter that I can’t see anything else. I expect Dee Dee to walk on stage at any moment.

They didn’t do it the whole game, or even the whole half, so what’s wrong with it? Parking the bus is a full commitment to all out defending, something Wales did not do.

They’ve had a very slow climb to competence considering the amount of talent in the line-up and if this tournament is anything to go by, they still have a ways to go.

They’re playing conservatively to prevent the Belgians from getting around them and forcing them to shoot from outside the 18 yard box. Usually that’s a good plan against skilled attacking players, but this time it backfired.

He wasn’t alone either, that Belgian defense is legitimately terrible.

I don’t think he’ll smile unless he wins something, and even then it will be a brief and fleeting moment barely perceptible to the human eye in real time. He will then return to the murky depths from whence he came to continue building up an army of sea creatures in order to conquer the land once-and-for-all.

Oh, alright... it’s... surprisingly not that far off, though he’s only about 6 years old.

I would argue that Gran Turismo belongs on this list too.

Is it okay if I don’t get the joke? I’ve never seen that show.

I’m sure it’s just the perspective, but that first photo looks exactly like gout.

My nephew obsessively loves trains and if I could afford it, I’d buy him that shit in a heartbeat.

Me either, this is the first I’ve ever heard of it and I set up my Steam account nearly a decade ago.

If your main concern is to be remembered, then you don’t actually care about helping others, you care about being remembered. That’s no more or less selfish than playing games all day and racking up a high level.

I say this as someone who has had, and used a Steam account for nearly a decade... Steam has levels? How come I didn’t know this?