“Creative(s)” as a noun is the single most smug, self-important, elitist, bullshit word to ever enter the American lexicon and I can’t wait until it dies the horrible fiery death it deserves.

He’s a free agent. Aside from Zlatan himself and his agent, Manchester United doesn’t have to pay anybody anything.

How is his soul patch so far off-center? He has to notice, doesn’t he?

He could have made way more in endorsements in Toronto though. I agree that he doesn’t go to Toronto if he wanted to win anytime soon.

By decline I mean they wont have the cap space to improve further, or to retain important players when their contracts are up. It’s part of the cycle and it happens to every team. The Lightning are not immune and they will have the same cap problems that EVERY good team runs into.

I haven’t followed the Brexit stuff very closely and know very little about Farage, but he looks like the most smug, self satisfied motherfucker in the world.

One thing to note. Kyle Okposo’s ufa value just skyrocketed!

Toronto is his home market and where he can earn the most.

They always are. It’s why most big free agents don’t go there despite the earning potential. The Toronto media is as toxic as they get.

That’s very unexpected. Going north somewhere seemed like a golden opportunity for him and with the reported term, he may not get another chance at free agency while he still commands a hefty fee.

You mean when he was named to the team, right?

Vanek was at his best with Roy and Afinogenov. They had the speed and skill to open up space for Vanek in the middle where he excels.

I have zero belief that Vesey will sign with the Sabres. It may have been low risk to acquire his rights, but I think they’ll be coming up empty-handed.

I do want to see Buffalo land Okposo though. They have the playmakers now to support a player like that. Maybe even scooping up whats left of Vanek would be alright if they can do it cheap.

I’ve never heard of this, but the art style and especially the backgrounds remind me of Patlabor a whole bunch.

I still think Stamkos will got to Toronto regardless, but the Buffalo offer is interesting. They can match anyone for money, they have the best pool of prospects in the league, they should be very competitive very soon and he would still be close enough to home. Toronto only has endorsement opportunities to hold over…

I’m a Sabres fan, but if Lou Lamoriello is worth a shit as a gm, He’s throwing borderline crazy offer sheets at Ristolainen and McCabe and forcing Buffalo to price themselves out of the Stamkos chase.

A giraffe weighs like 3x what a moose does, so it would do much more damage.

Elephants are fast, they could come out of nowhere.

I used to work for an English dude who had previously lived and worked in Saudi Arabia. He would tell a story about one of the other guys he worked with there hitting a camel. He said the car took out the camels legs and the body crushed the roof of the car killing the driver and his passenger instantly.