It’s easy enough to tell which with a quick peek at the back seat leather.

A lot of these cars were used by livery services that previously would have used Lincoln Town Cars, so it’s possible that they’re city miles. 

Highway and/or livery is always my first guess. 

semmed to be a hot deal at first but it ended up being smoke and mirrors

Electric ricers? 

Well done!  COTD

#COTD

He took a bath at the trade-in

I see what you did there... but it’s a wash for me

Can you blame him though? The dealer really soaked him.

Put it in a giant bag of rice when you’re done with the soak and it should be a-okay!

BMW owner underwater on his car loan 

THe real question, how many chugged to the woo woo did you experience 

so your train of thought got delayed and then suspended

Sorry, all of these train puns are below my station.

At Amtrak speeds, it might take closer to 6 ft than 1 mile.

On a train it’s the mile long club

I laughed unreasonably hard about the 6 ft high club.

I just wanted to talk. I didn't even bring my axe.

Damn tough looking Element for now till it becomes a taco