Oh wow, congratulations. Since you can’t have a cookie, have a chunk of jerky on me.

And you'll tell anyone you can about it any chance you get.

For real. Our 2011 Hyundai has needed precisely zero repairs over 140k miles. On top of having 4x the features that old cars had and probably getting 2x the fuel mileage.

I loathe the infotainment system on our CR-V but TBH, I really bought the car because I need a vehicle to last 150k miles without any major problems.

Only thing enjoyable about points, is that you can easily replace the cap and rotor and points on a car, and it would magically run and sound loads better, making you feel like a hero for a day.

Pretty damn close!

And for just $4,500 you could be the centerpiece of butt of all the jokes at your local Cars & Coffee. I know this is a CP for the vehicle but for the entertainment this is a golden NP.

The US really needs more van options in general.

Volkswagen Caddy Alltrack:

Driven monthly.  Period.

There’s only one way to be sure:

“That is 100% absolutely true. My dad always changed his religiously at 3000 miles. How long his cars have always lasted (longer than anyoneelse I knew) were a testament to this practice.”

10 out of 10 Middle East warlord henchmen confirm a Toyota truck with original factory filled crankcase lasts 300,000 miles.

That’s why I use Canola oil and change it every 50 miles!

Also, you drive a toyota tacoma. You should consider whether that has anything to do with it. 

Ballaban’s advice boarders on malpractice.

All due respect, but Michael Ballaban, I’m sorry, your suggestion to drop thousands of dollars tuning his Versa is about the dumbest thing I’ve heard all week (and yes I know the State of the Union speech was this week).

Ballaban’s advice boarders on malpractice. 

Yeah, for the unauthorized yard sale.

The HOA is gonna be super pissed about this.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!