Well, they made use of Chrome's top-notch HTML5, yeah.

Kim's got a point—I've used Firefox since 1.5...and Chrome has just surpassed it. It's a shame, but it's true.

Like soup will stop the flu. Try a 1,000 mg of vitamin C every day—that's more likely to help.

I use Chrome—after using Firefox since ver 1.5. I like that Firefox is more configurable. But I dig Chrome because it's just quicker/snappier—and has virtually no problems (for me) under heavy memory loads.

I consider myself to be a Christian—and creationism/religion has no place in a public classroom. You want religion—stick your kid in a parochial school.

How Apple sets its prices: How much can the average man/woman possibly pay?

I thought the very same thing—damn.

As a diehard Dolphin fan, I say 'fuck you' to Jeff Ireland and Stephen Ross. Start giving us a viable product, and then we might consider you help make renovations to the stadium.

Cuckoo!

Java? Who uses Java? I haven't used Java due to security exploits for years, now.

When it came time to get rid of an old desktop, I backed everything up, then smashed the hard drive with a hammer and left it sitting in water for weeks.

That was the worst fucking video I've ever seen. Geezus.

What? Kirkman can't recognize when something's awesome?

At 5.5 inches—I rather doubt it could get in my pants.

Yeah—you fantasize about that for a second...then realize nuking them might be an overreaction.

Getting canned for mouthing off about the company you work for online? Shocking!

lol—Nice. This phone actually looks pretty damned nice.

I won't get it simply because it'll beam all my information straight back to a Chinese info relay station. True story.

LOL—Poor Pau. But this fake-PSA is absolutely correct. Pau needs to be saved. Especially since he's on my fantasy team.

Oh, now you've taken me back a ways—well done, sir.