Like your average kid will get to #3 without losing interest...

Can I take Neon Hitch home?

Relevant or not, the Netbook served a purpose. Otherwise it would have never gained favor in the first place. I blame the onslaught of tablets.

This notion was reinforced by a customer today—she tried to tell me her refrigerator at home was 29 cubic feet inside...because she opened the doors and measured 29 inches across. Sigh. We really need to do something about our math skills.

That was great.

I'm using Kii right now—and I can tell you with absolute certainty that its predictive text is not nearly as good as Swiftkey's.

Everything's a little better with more Woz.

Definitely a cool shot—but nothing beats that shot at the end of 'Children of Men'...where Clive Owen is attempting to save the child from the resistance.

Whoa.

I like 'Cap'n Choke' better...

Excellent—thanks.

Look—there's only one way to avoid this kind of behavior...good, thorough beatings.

My brother-in-law got my sister the 64 gig Wi-Fi only Mini—with the AppleCare. Since my niece is using the Mini for games and educational stuff, I thought that seemed like a no-brainer.

My sister brought over her brand new iPad Mini—I cradled that thing like a new born babe.

A friend of mine rooted his Nook Color and installed an Android 4.0 mod on his—he's enjoying it quite a bit. Enough that he gave the iPad 4 to the wife.

"Everybody," he continues, "is trying to figure out a way to deal with their issues and things that are unresolved. I mean, some things just don't resolve. But whatever's going to get you through. That's my feeling about it."

I think this actually shaved a few points off my IQ.

Same sex marriage partners say love is unconditional.

I'll read them—but I get discouraged if I've gotta wade through crap. I tend to stick to respected blogs, mags, etc... Nothing better than a truly objective review.

Who pays attention to customer reviews anymore? They're either fake, biased, or just so poorly written I can't understand what the hell they're getting at.