Uh, I've got Google Play and Google Play services installed on mine. Yeah. I really don't use the full capabilities of my phone.

'FBI Surveillance Van'

And we all jumped on Dolphin's developers when they were found to be logging and transmitting our private information. Google's no better.

Does Westboro draw their protests out of a hat or something? I mean, Vassar? Really?

Anything I've read by Johns has been highly entertaining and creative. Wish he would've been the one to take over Marvel instead of Joe Quesada.

Next up—iPhone 4S loses all functionality.

Bullshit. He jumps up with the ball clearly in two hands—and then simply dunks with his left.

Uh—he didn't switch hands.

Is it me, or was that 'fight' between Merle and Daryl totally anti-climatic and, well, lame?

I've got five tabs open in Chrome with one playing a film via Flash—and Chrome is gobbling up 59% of my physical memory.

Aye!

lol—Go to some stranger's place and watch him masturbate? Sure thing! Sounds like easy money!

I know, I know—'Superman Returns' didn't have enough 'splosions for the 'tards.

For one thing, bigger screens help. And then there's Swiftkey—which corrects even my more horrifying mistakes.

Boo hoo, Duke fans. Boo hoo.

Boo hoo, Duke fans. Boo hoo.

I dig my LG Optimus Elite because it fits my lifestyle as a non-power user. I text, call people occasionally, and use my browser here and there—for $37 a month after taxes with Virgin Mobile.

At 41 years old, I think it'd be pretty easy to go back to a dumphone since it's only been 6 months since I purchased my Android phone. But then again, I know what it was like before anyone had any kind of mobile phone at all. Here and there I've had to urge to just say 'screw it' and dump my smartphone.

Oh, geezus—that puppy at the end. PUPPY!

...followed closely in 6 months by the brand new 'Mini-Note'—a far more pocketable 7 inch Note.