That was horrifyingly funny.

Bristol's a beautiful girl. Her mom's crazy, but...

I'd like to slither up between them.

She looks perfectly harmless.

You mouth off, you get cracked in the head a few times. This is why I don't mouth off.

I don't understand the guy. If I'm paid all the money, I'm playing my heart out for the organization & my teammates. He's pathetic.

How sweet.

So sayeth the flock!

I can't help being an asshole.

I go tailgating a lot at Dolphin games—and I'd never bring my fantasy black Benz.

As a UF Alumnus, I'd just like to say 'sorry'.

@Arsnof: What IS the official continuity now? The last one I read was Byrne's (which I'll love until the day they lay me out).

Ah, Chelsea—quite busy being as unfunny as always. Takes two to tango, kiddo.

Ah, Chelsea—quite busy being as unfunny as always. Takes two to tango, kiddo.

The only thing I remember from the only Tomb Raider game I played in the 90's was wanting to break my foot off in the ass of the guy who programmed Lara's control scheme.

When something is likely to end my life by attempting it, I simply don't do it. Although, I guess an airplane could drop on my head one day.

@Arsnof: Well, as a boy, before his powers kicked in full-strength, he worked on a farm and built his body up. It's why I dig the 'big, naturally strong look' that Ross has nailed down.

@Polymath: Plus, Ross does the older, world-weary future Supes so damn well. With the streaks of grey in his hair. Brilliant stuff.

@Polymath: Bermejo's brilliant—but I don't like the 'ripped to the max' look. Alex Ross does him best, in my opinion. Not ripped, but just a big, naturally strong guy.

Well, it's good to know these artists have absolutely no idea how to portray the Man of Steel.