Meh.

I never got past the hot cheerleader.

@C0vetous: He tried to make us understand what was happening mechanically, but, uh, my dad doesn't exactly have a lot of patience for some things. My sister & I just remember a lot of yelling. But, hey, I've had 4 cars in my life and they've all been manuals.

I've got my own backup camera—I just swivel my head around and look behind me. I'm an innovator.

If that's the face my future fantasy preggo wife is going to make at me during labor, can I go to Man-Land until it's over?

@C0vetous: My father made my sister and I learn to drive on a manual. How's that for hardcore?

All excellent things to teach your daughter.

And that is what it's all about. Kids. Protect 'em at all costs.

@gizgeek: I'm in South Florida.

@zenneth: Humor no translate here. Me am sorry.

I want to hug Hugh hugging the puppy.

Mom, dad—it's your fault I'm a manwhore.

I will be Winona's husband/slave. I'll stay at home with the many kids we will have. I'm not kidding.

I'd like to rabbit punch Finnegan in the groin while Andre has him in a headlock.

@scoop.and.slam: I'm not sure what snapped—but I don't want puppets in my church services.

@hal.hockersmith: Excellent tip.

Here's my # 1 tip: buy from elderly couples. They put hardly any miles on their vehicles, and take very, very good care of them. Just another reason old folks rule.

GHOSTFACERS!

I used to get up every morning at 6am to watch Starblazers in elementary school—man, am I OLD.

I can't even look good with normal color hair.