"It took me half an hour of folding, inserting, twisting, turning, pulling out, shoving in and so on to figure out where the damn thing was supposed to be."

@scoop.and.slam: Your church, too?! My pastor really digs puppets as well.

'A film by the Vicious Brothers'? Yeah. Okay. I'll pass.

Note to self: do not answer phone while boinking the squeeze.

Okay, that was awesome—and I totally dig the girlie with the Kanga hat.

A truer statement was never written.

@roxie: The Pakistani woman, or the casting director? I know that ethnicity doesn't always show up in skin color. Either way, we do make too much of this kind of thing.

@AnikaG: Fine. Her hot Haitian manservant/masseuse. Better?

@GamerKT: She's getting a used beater if she gets anything—my family doesn't believe in brand new Mustangs for spoiled brats.

As a Firefox user, yeah, I can see it's bloated. As an Adblock user, I can't change over to another browser. Maybe K-Meleon...

No one works on my machine but me—but I guess it pays to have a decent smartphone.

Now, see, I don't get that—what if the particular extras were of a race that was, say, light-skinned? We make too much of this shit, I swear.

Hey, Gruden, stay the fuck away from my Hurricanes. We don't want you.

Second note to self: Check peephole when I check into hotel.

@bruschetta: Yes, you're the only one.

Oh, please, say it ain't so—Tom Brady losing his hair? Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

I don't get it. Just play the game. Or don't. But cheat? Lame.

@Nexus6: lol—Hearted.

Whee! Pre-rendered video. Tells me absolutely nothing.

@battra92: lol—This comment made my day.