I don't let anyone touch my junk unless they buy me dinner first.

Never trust a man with a pointy hat.

Oh, Mr. Otter—how I want to give you kisses. Love, Me.

No, no, NO! No more lady-looking, hot man-boys!

I tend to like my pussy a little softer than steel.

@Whiteteaandpoptarts: Oh, we see what you did there! Snazzy!

You're absolutely right. No man in business attire should scream if his junk is searched. How's getting kicked in the shin work for you, TSA worker?

@Phintastic: There's a reason a third string qb is a third string qb.

@BlackandWhite: Answer: no good.

I'll stick to my 4 GB flip out stick that cost $19.95 and does the job just fine.

That looks like art for art's sake. Which I always pass up.

GAH! I wantz to pinch her cheekz!

I remember my ex-gf farting in front of me. It was like seeing bigfoot.

THAT gives me hope for the future.

My dog can write better than her.

Well, I never believe anything Molyneux says, so...

@Scynix: It's my God-given right to read hilariously awful comments such as the above.

Well, if the game isn't that great, the video sure kicked ass.

@xcalibr: It made the commercial for me.

lol—That was great.