Tim Schafer for Prez.

Just be glad you didn't choke to death.

That...was great.

Denied by my Gators. Eleventy billion knee injuries. Poor bastard.

Worst team ever: My sucktard Dolphins after tonight's loss to Da Bears.

@Brandon Cassata: Dude, you're downloading it without permission from the author or the publisher. It's a criminal act, no two ways about it. Look at the word you used in your first sentence: 'pirate'. You're essentially absconding with someone's work without compensating them. End of story.

@Brandon Cassata: Excellent rationalizing. You're still a criminal.

Geeze. 2 million times. That's a bit of cash the company will never see.

@gd01skorpius: I appreciate your leniency on the children.

@ninjitsu.matt: I hope MS picks them up; Activision doesn't deserve such a talented studio.

Boringest. Video. Evar.

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Ah, Bizarre Creations—thank you for Metropolis Street Racer! Hope you get picked up by someone!

Mmmmmmmmm...God of War two-game bundle...

Oh, sweet, sweet dual thumbsticks.

@thermopyle: I love PC gaming, but even I understand it's dying. Meddlin' consoles!

@xyzl: And a great mention it is...!

@Le Starman Royale, duc des Mudkips et des modules MIDI: lol—Best use of 'fuckwits' this year.

Just one more thing I've gotta block on Facebook amongst the OTHER billion games/apps I've blocked.

That was highly entertaining. I'm glad the waste of flesh only hit a pole.