@Adamaiken: You're assuming the driver didn't hit the gas by mistake—happens all the time & if that's the case in this instance, it's truly tragic.

Every time I've traveled via airline, it seems the security staff have been culled from prisons. Just sayin'...

@Clark Kent: That's going in the mental Rolodex.

My weakness for all types of apocalyptic entertainment allows me to actually enjoy these clips.

Holy shit.

GAH! Wants to pets them all & snugglz!

Ah, sweet, sweet Gwyneth...

Okay, I almost pissed myself when he screams in the middle of the video...

@njndirish: That WOULD do the trick.

That poor kid. He's done, though. His knees just can't take the strain of his giant body.

My Gmail account was hacked a couple of months ago—the IP address I tracked down led to a China Telecom building in Shanghai.

@Bluesroo: I remember when I could stomach college food like that. So long ago...sigh.

@Bluesroo: That's horrible. But really funny.

I was fascinated till 'he shares a bedroom with his mom.'

Ah, Summer—how you make me tingle in my jangly bits.

Now all we have to worry about is destroying ourselves. Which is going quite swimmingly, I must say.

@Phendraana: The only thing worse than seeing that is finding a nice poopy diaper out in the parking lot. Gag.

Geezus. Even I would have scored there.

@ForeignKicker: I love how he gently lays his opponent down, and then picks up another rusher. Superb.

I feel the pain—I lost to an opponent with two players out with injuries and one on bye—and I had a 21 pt lead going into Monday night (damn you Green Bay defense vs. Cowboys & Terrell Owens!).